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Hello everyone, Welcome to Anderson Cooler 369, I'm your host, Anderson Cooler. Let's talk the about the 2k16 presidential race. We will soon say goodbye to Barack Capcoma so let's look at some of our Candidates for the 2k16 race! Our top Republican Candidates are

Donald "Valuta" Trump at 73%

  • "Make ROBLOXiwood great again"

Deez Nuts at 69%

  • "DEEEEZ NUTS"

Ben Fallen at 65%

  • "No Muslims should be allowed to direct on ROBLOXiwood"

Picha Fiorina at 52%

  • "I led Stopmotion101 Studios through a very difficult time" *lays off 100,000 actors*

How do these numbers make any sense? How should I know? I'm just the host!

Not doing as well on the Republican side are candidates Kris Bush at 12%

  • "Kris!"

TEDOG Cruz

  • "I will shut down the ROBLOXiwood government over Capcomacare" at 10%

Marco Routio

  • "*drinks water*" at 9%

Mad Huckabee

  • "Stop jailing Christian directors, this is a Christian community" at 5%

And of course we have those who dropped out of the race such as: Rick120 Perry

  • "Is it fair that gays are allowed in ROBLOXiwood but ROBLOXiwoodians aren't allowed to use captions on VCR?"

On the Democratic side there are only 5 Candidates and they are:

Mellowry Clinton at 70%

  • "By Definition I did nothing wrong by deleting my e-mails"

Benie Sanders is legit closing up on Clinton at 68%

  • "Our films' financial system is corrupt!"

and of course all tied at 0%:

Lincoln Ultrazz

  • "It was my first day on the Senate floor, my parent just died, don't be hard on me"

Martin O'goko98

  • "SOMEONE PLEASE NOTICE ME, I HAVE KIDS PLEASE LOOK AT MY KIDS AND VOTE FOR ME"

Moses Webb

  • "I killed an enemy soilder"

We have yet to see Vice President Joe Baten. "I'm not joining the race because I want to do everything I did when I was Vice President, which is absolutely nothing..." will join the race.


Thank you for joining us on Anderson Cooler 369, I'm your host Anderson Cooler. Good night!

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